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You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You’re fired and you are banged!

You're fired and you are fucked!

There is wonderful news for Juan. But, first, there is bad news. Layla Redd, his sexy boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” he says. “You wanted to watch me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify you of your dismissal today.” Juan is constrained. “You mean I must go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you’re fired. We’ve had to make some cutbacks and coz u are fairly recent, we have had to terminate your position 1st.” Juan is in shock. He can not believe it. He needs this job. “Do you’ve anything you’d adore to say in advance of we walk u to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there’s one thing I’d like to say. Now that I do not work here anymore, would it be alright to say I’ve wanted to have sex with u since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been awaiting to do this for two years,” Juan says. “I wish you would have said me,” Layla says. “Too bad u acquire to leave now. How about a goodbye screw?” And so, in a day or 2, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he gotta screw his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there’re priceless days and there’re bad days. And sometimes, there are bad days that turn out to be very precious.

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