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Liza Biggs – Big Boob Diner

Bigger in size than average Boob Diner

Big Boob Diner

Each time a TSG editor or art director goes out for lunch, this chab hopes he will get a waitress built adore Liza Biggs in this scene. Sadly, this by no means happens. But a Lothario can dream big, or BIGGS in this case.

SCORELAND: So you are Twenty eight. Have u ever been an gogo dancer?

Liza: I have been to lap dancing clubs before but not to dance.

SCORELAND: What happens when you go to clubs?

Liza: I usually get plenty of attention from the strippers. They usually crave to come over and play with my whoppers.

SCORELAND: They should tip u.

Liza: They should! They play with them, bounce them, lick ’em.

SCORELAND: And you’ve at not time gotten the want to go on-stage?

Liza: No, I’ve by no means been on-stage. It’s just not at all been my thing.

SCORELAND: So had you ever had sex on-camera?

Liza: Nope. At not time previous to shooting with you fellows.

SCORELAND: Ever posted in nature’s garb pix on the internet?

Liza: No. Well, not on the internet.

SCORELAND: Not on the internet? So where do u put ’em?

Liza: Well, everybody sends photos of themselves now and then. Either to friends or people you’re interested in.

SCORELAND: Why isn’t it okay for men to send ramrod pictures, but gals can send tit fotos?

Liza: ‘cuz weenies aren’t cute. Pointer sisters are very charming. That’s truly the merely difference.

SCORELAND: But you love jocks, right?

Liza: I mean, I love ’em. But I do not have to see them. I know what they look love.

SCORELAND: So juggs are pretty and it’s ok to send tit pictures.

Liza: Yeah, all the time.

SCORELAND: So the difference betwixt a lad sending a wang pic, and a cutie sending a tit pic is…

Liza: The creep factor. The creep factor jumps 20 levels when u send a knob pic. But the creep factor drops when you send funbags. Everybody is adore, “Well, if you are comfortable, I’m comfortable.”

SCORELAND: And when a lad sends a rod pic to a girl, that babe shows it to her friends and they make fun of it.

Liza: Yep. We send it to all of our friends and we chortle at u.

SCORELAND: And when a gal sends tit images to a lad, they brandish it to their friends and they all jack off.

Liza: Exactly.

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