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What exotic dancing club do you currently dance in?

I’m not a gogo dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning fresh pole tricks and becoming stronger and more pliant. If the poles in DC undress clubs weren’t so short, I’d be all over ’em afresh. I love lengthy poles.

How long had you been exotic dancing?

About a year altogether. Not terribly long, I know.

Did u originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are you self-taught?

Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I would detect on YouTube.

Did you do pole exotic dancing? Any girl on girl stage play?

Yeah, I really adored pole stripping all by itself. I’d do some girl-on-girl stage play with girls I befriended, too. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I love any job where I get paid to sexually harass my coworkers.

Did u do lap dances too?

Yeah. My lap dances were sexy!

What type of costumes and shoes did u like wear on stage?

I looked nice-looking great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC mistresse boots with the braces and all. But I likewise had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic exotic dancer heels. I wish I got the ones with the lights in ’em. Hell, I want I identified some with little plastic fish floating in them. I’d have worn the hell out of those! With a stringy, black, panty micro-bikini and a cane and a gigantic fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the hawt dancer pole. Copulate…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.

What mistakes do dudes make in lap dancing clubs?

Not tipping well. Most other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make money.

What should a stud talk about if this guy is spending time with a dancer in a strip club?

No thing. Shut up and relish a bare girl exotic dancing on u!

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